EAT. THE. RICH

I'm not perfect, I cry sometimes when I'm alone, I like to laugh and sometimes I get angry at stupid shit, well make that the majority of the time. I like to lie around and play on my phone and eat McDonalds when I'm hungry. I like to try to follow one of the fan thingies with my eyes while the ceiling fan is on, I suck at painting my nails and I suffer from immaturity when my dog humps her stuffed animal, I tend to find it so hilarious, I nearly piss my pants. I like to use a lot of comas when I type and I like when people aren't afraid to embarrass me with a lovely compliment. I think it's sweet when a person writes me a cute message and tells me I'm special :) I'm a girl, so that's why I have no penis. I like to tan and I like to look at NASA shit! I believe if I put my mind to it, I will, soon, one day, be out there exploring too. I think I'm a low life, but, deep within, I believe I can possibly pull some talent outta my ass, but it takes too much effort, so, I just chill instead!